why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back
can i get an amen
Sorry, we only stock the Amen in size XXS.
The American collegiate system in one gif set
the saddest part is that this isn’t even really a joke
When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing
Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics
I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.
We don’t talk about it
ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES
If we’re dating I will get you sexually frustrated a lot just to amuse myself
boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak
#dont even get me started on bikini waxing
from the beginning.
until the end.
FUCK MY LIFE, I JUST BURST INTO TEARS.
Well, there’s the reason why he could have been the Chosen One too.
Neville Longbottom could’ve done it in like 3 books
first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit
I know of a kid who was in a coma for a week and when he woke up the first thing he did was panic because he had homework due and I think that sums up the American school system pretty well