Strange is the New Normal

slippersaremyweakness:

fat-feminist:

frankierofightingsociety:

why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

can i get an amen

Sorry, we only stock the Amen in size XXS.

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

disneybombshell:

ifeelcapretty:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

it hurts

the saddest part is that this isn’t even really a joke

caseyanthonyofficial:

When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing

zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

jaredmayfire:

If we’re dating I will get you sexually frustrated a lot just to amuse myself

allamericanheroine:

asriels:

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

lorelei-lee:

meera-reed:

somewhereovertherainbowww:

courage.
from the beginning.
until the end.

FUCK MY LIFE, I JUST BURST INTO TEARS.

Well, there’s the reason why he could have been the Chosen One too.

Neville Longbottom could’ve done it in like 3 books

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

lorelei-lee:

meera-reed:

somewhereovertherainbowww:

courage.

from the beginning.

until the end.

FUCK MY LIFE, I JUST BURST INTO TEARS.

Well, there’s the reason why he could have been the Chosen One too.

Neville Longbottom could’ve done it in like 3 books

iguanabones:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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needsmoreexplosions:

I know of a kid who was in a coma for a week and when he woke up the first thing he did was panic because he had homework due and I think that sums up the American school system pretty well