Strange is the New Normal

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

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come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

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GOD DAMN IT

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i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

jumpyhyliannetop:

Decorated the dorm super spooky this year

officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.

officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.

spicy-vagina-tacos:

accidentally walking in on your friends getting yelled at

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thegeekyblonde:

welcome to the FEMINIST CULT, today we’ll talk about terrifying topics such as BEING NICE TO YOURSELF and PROPER SEX EDUCATION

mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

inspired-fallen-angel:

xekstrin:

thedovahcat:

ALL THE BUILDUP FOR THAT YOU WIGGLY NOODLE

ferrets are ridiculous


draco malfoy the amazing bouncing ferret…

inspired-fallen-angel:

xekstrin:

thedovahcat:

ALL THE BUILDUP FOR THAT YOU WIGGLY NOODLE

ferrets are ridiculous

draco malfoy the amazing bouncing ferret…

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

eilwaen:

looks like we got a lying whore

he was so into it lol

2spoopy-king-brownman:

Why doesn’t my college offer the classes I want to take during spring semester and why can’t I have Monday’s off” a novel by me

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written.